Witchcraft
the gay language
Lately my dog has been smacking people in the face and arms when they pet her and I was like “what the fuck we are just giving you affection” and so I went and googled it
She’s trying to pet us back . She likes to be pet so much and is trying to return the favour but can’t She is so good and pure I love her so much
what’s the pink they put in pink lemonade that makes it so poppin
that’s pussy babe!
Mens shampoo turns woman to stone
Mens sunscreen catapults women into the sun